09-20-09 – The Botany of Desire

And now, with absolutely no ado, Five Things I Would Literally Prostitute Myself For:

1) A hot shower (At least ten minutes – come on, I’m selling my body here)

2) A vegetable. Any vegetable (maybe not beets)

3) Toothpaste and a toothbrush

4) A functioning god damned toilet

5) A Panzer VIII Maus