09-20-09 – The Botany of Desire

And now, with absolutely no ado, Five Things I Would Literally Prostitute Myself For:

1) A hot shower (At least ten minutes – come on, I’m selling my body here)

2) A vegetable. Any vegetable (maybe not beets)

3) Toothpaste and a toothbrush

4) A functioning god damned toilet

5) A Panzer VIII Maus

One Response to “09-20-09 – The Botany of Desire”

  1. SiriusBlack Says:

    No toilet? It’s an icky question, but what do you do about human waste?

    Reading avidly…

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